mass effect: a summary

  • council: shepard no
  • commander shepard: eat my entire ass

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elfgirl931:

Please sit down with me and and imagine the following otp’s falling asleep together:

  • With Garrus it’s a balancing act of pillows and spurs and bones - he has to have several pillows behind his head to accommodate his cowl, and a few behind his back and under his legs. He has to lie just right so…

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littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

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marmod:

This exact scenario happened to me the other day. Thanks, Garrus.

Bonus:

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kuudererules:

Deus Ex Human Revolution concept art by Eric Gagnon

for more at http://gryphart.com/

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cutestcurlss:

Cutestcurlss.tumblr.com
 Girls with curves 👌

cutestcurlss:

Cutestcurlss.tumblr.com


Girls with curves 👌

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shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

(Source: silentowl)

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gamzees-butt:

everyonelovesrobots:

lazyartist17:

michelle-moviefan16:

I screamed :D

Everything a Nicolas Cage movie needs:

1. All dialogue is either whispered or screamed

2. Everything in the movie is on fire

OH GAWD THE END KILLED ME

I WAS WAITING FOR IT

I WAS WAITING FOR THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

This is beautiful.

yes

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sixpenceee:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

What are the standards that make one attractive vs. unattractive in these graphs is my question

(Source: vox.com)

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critter-of-habit:

Went to the Museum yesterday.  Look at this poor otter’s ridiculous face.

critter-of-habit:

Went to the Museum yesterday.  Look at this poor otter’s ridiculous face.

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brimerica:

thisismyassbutt:

thequeenvevo:

lorcl:

exusememiss:

burgerhime:

yifflord:

groupinou:

AMERICANS: name every canadian province

Hockey

Quebec

CANADIANS: name all 50 states

football

Obama

McDonald’s

this is friendship

(Source: mawiler)

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