Please sit down with me and and imagine the following otp’s falling asleep together:
- With Garrus it’s a balancing act of pillows and spurs and bones - he has to have several pillows behind his head to accommodate his cowl, and a few behind his back and under his legs. He has to lie just right so…
mass effect: a summary
- council: shepard no
- commander shepard: eat my entire ass
An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.
Its name was Shrek.
too many layers
I screamed :D
Everything a Nicolas Cage movie needs:
1. All dialogue is either whispered or screamed
2. Everything in the movie is on fire
OH GAWD THE END KILLED ME
I WAS WAITING FOR IT
I WAS WAITING FOR THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
This is beautiful.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
What are the standards that make one attractive vs. unattractive in these graphs is my question